DON't DBA becomes careless

Posted Date: 19 Aug 2009	Resource Type: Tips	Category: General
Author: satish	Member Level: Bronze
Rating:	Points: 2

One day a DBA guy called and ask advise in very critical situation. Comunication of us as follows…

Guy called “Hi Gitesh, I am in very critical condition.”
“What is happening?” I asked
“My database is down, Kindly help what to do” DBA guy told
“Explain me situation” I asked more details to advise him
” System datafile is corrupt and giving error to perform media recovery” He explained.
“Then what are you looking for? Just restore backup and enable media recovery” I told him.
“But I didn’t take backup yesterday?” He murmuring.
“Does your database is on archivelog mode?” I tried to solve his problem.
“No it is running on noarchivelog mode” He answered.
” When you took last backup?” I asked.
“One month back, after that backup gets failed due to space problem” He disclosed and asked again “Please give me advise to resolve and get rid of this critical problem”
“Update your resume and start applying” I advised

(Why DBA becomes careless and don’t monitor daily task….it may become critical sometimes)
(This is only joke and fun don’t take anything personally)

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