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Why Windows is not a Virus


Posted Date: 24 Dec 2008    Resource Type: Computer Jokes    Category: General
Author: Babu AkkandiMember Level: Diamond    
Rating: 1 out of 5Points: 5



Because,

1. Viruses are free.

2. Viruses don't take up most of your hard drive.

3. Viruses don't need 80 megs of RAM.

4. Viruses don't have major bugs.

5. Viruses don't have three different sets of documentation.

6. Viruses don't leak info to the press about the upcoming Jerusalem 95, to keep people from switching to Michelangelo/2 Warp.

7. Viruses aren't on every computer.

8. Nobody cares if a virus turns out to be 16 bit, even though it is advertised as 32...

9. Viruses install themselves !




Responses

Author: Deepika Haridas    25 Dec 2008Member Level: Diamond   Points : 1
Good one..

Keep on posting more jokes.

enjoyed reading it..

Regards,
Deepika


Author: Dhanish Sudarsanan Nair    27 Jan 2009Member Level: Gold   Points : 1
Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha......
Very Very Good one..

Keep on posting more jokes which relates to computer or software...

++
This jokes will refresh the minds of programmers
when they are bored ..

enjoyed reading it..

with Regards,
The man who enjoy codings....



Author: Banshidhar Sahoo    21 Jun 2009Member Level: Diamond   Points : 1
Ha Ha Ha....:)

Very nice joke.

Keep posting more hillarious jokes.

Regards,
Banshidhar Sahoo
mail: sahoo.banshidhar@gmail.com
Blog: Dotnet Projects, Interview Questions and Jobs


Author: Abhay    22 Jun 2009Member Level: Diamond   Points : 1
Hi,

Good one..

keep posting more jokes..

enjoyed reading it.

Thanks and Regards,
abahy



Author: Shuby Arora    22 Jun 2009Member Level: Gold   Points : 1
Hi friend,



Ur jokes were actually drolin....gud 1

He.........he..............he..............he he he he........... ha..........ha.............ha........ha ha ha ha..........



keep smiling :)

SHuby...........



Author: Praveen Pula    23 Jun 2009Member Level: Gold   Points : 0
That was the good

Keep Posting


Keep smiling

Praveen


Author: muthuraman    26 Oct 2009Member Level: Gold   Points : 1
hi,

this is a nice joke

very enjoyed

try more and posting us

keep it up

regards,
muthuraman


Author: johninhell    19 Nov 2009Member Level: Bronze   Points : 0
good oneeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!! bro hahahahhah
haaaaaaaahahahahah


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