If you messed up your life, you could press "Ctrl, Alt, Delete" and start all over!
To get your daily exercise, just click on "run"!
If you needed a break from life, click on suspend.
Hit "any key" to continue life when ready.
To get even with the neighbors, turn up the sound blaster.
To add/remove someone in your life, click settings and control panel.
To improve your appearance, just adjust the display settings.
If life gets too noisy, turn off the speakers.
When you lose your car keys, click on find.
"Help" with the chores is just a click away.
Auto insurance wouldn't be necessary. You would use your diskette to recover from a crash.
And, we could click on "SEND NOW" and a Pizza would be on it's way to YOU...
The train is so crowded that you cannot get anywhere near that nice girl at the other end...
You wish there was zoom & 'view full screen' in life!
After marriage you realize that there is bound to be a mismatch...
You wish there was an evaluation period or at least a sample down load or a demo version!
One day you realize that you are turning bald...
You wish there was cut and paste in life
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| Author: Deepika Haridas 15 Dec 2008 | Member Level: Diamond Points : 1 |
Hi,
Good one..
Keep on posting more jokes.
enjoyed reading it..
Regards,
Deepika
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| Author: Pradeep Iyer 18 Dec 2008 | Member Level: Diamond Points : 1 |
Good one..
Keep on posting more jokes.
enjoyed reading it..
Regards,
Pradeep
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| Author: Dhanish Sudarsanan Nair 27 Jan 2009 | Member Level: Gold Points : 1 |
Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha......
Very Very Good one..
Keep on posting more jokes which relates to computer or software...
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This jokes will refresh the minds of programmers
when they are bored ..
enjoyed reading it..
with Regards,
The man who enjoy codings....
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| Author: Banshidhar Sahoo 21 Jun 2009 | Member Level: Diamond Points : 1 |
Ha Ha Ha....:)
Very nice joke.
Keep posting more hillarious jokes.
Regards,
Banshidhar Sahoo
mail: sahoo.banshidhar@gmail.com
Blog: Dotnet Projects, Interview Questions and Jobs
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| Author: Abhay 23 Jun 2009 | Member Level: Diamond Points : 1 |
Hi,
Good one..
keep posting more jokes..
enjoyed reading it.
Thanks and Regards,
abahy
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| Author: muthuraman 26 Oct 2009 | Member Level: Gold Points : 1 |
hi,
this is a nice joke
very enjoyed
try more and posting us
keep it up
regards,
muthuraman
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| Author: johninhell 19 Nov 2009 | Member Level: Bronze Points : 1 |
good oneeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!! bro hahahahhah
haaaaaaaahahahahah owesome.. !!
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| Author: aradhya 19 Nov 2009 | Member Level: Silver Points : 1 |
Nice one, Nice comparison of life with computer operation if it was in real how good it was.
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