The programmer compiled an array of reasons as to why he can’t find a girlfriend with a good on her , reason 0 being that he has limited cache. So he searches his memory to recall connecting to the TCP/IP tunnel of his last girlfriend — sometimes even without a secure socket. His last girlfriend always complained about his lack of comments. He fumed, “I hate commenting!” Realizing it was a program requirement, he told her she had nice bits. This resulted in a Syntax Error. Now she demanded a massage, but this was rejected as “Feature Creep.” He smacked her back-end and shouted, “Who’s your parent node?!” He scanned for open ports. He attempted to install a backdoor worm but her response was 403. While his data uploaded into her input device, she considered terminating the process. But instead she initiated a Do While loop where she recalled a previous boyfriend with a larger pointer. To expedite the routine routine, she screamed, “Hack into my system! Hack deep into my system! You’re 1337, baby!” This caused his stack to overflow, and he shot his GUI on her interface.
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| Author: Kamran Shahid 26 Nov 2008 | Member Level: Gold Points : 0 |
Deepikaa U looks naughty Girl :)
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| Author: vijaybabu 12 Dec 2008 | Member Level: Silver Points : 0 |
naughty ;-)
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| Author: Ameet 15 Dec 2008 | Member Level: Gold Points : 0 |
hahahaaaaaa
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| Author: Pradeep Iyer 18 Dec 2008 | Member Level: Diamond Points : 1 |
Good crazy one..
Keep on posting more jokes (like this) :P
enjoyed reading it..
Regards,
Pradeep
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| Author: Deepika Haridas 19 Dec 2008 | Member Level: Diamond Points : 1 |
Thanks for all your responses.
Will surely keep in mind your views..
Thanks
Regards,
Deepika
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| Author: Dhanish Sudarsanan Nair 27 Jan 2009 | Member Level: Gold Points : 1 |
Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha......
Very Very Good one..
Keep on posting more jokes which relates to computer or software...
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This jokes will refresh the minds of programmers
when they are bored ..
enjoyed reading it..
with Regards,
The man who enjoy codings....
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| Author: Deepika Haridas 14 Feb 2009 | Member Level: Diamond Points : 1 |
Thanks for your great responses.
Will always try to bring out something cool.
Happy reading them..
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| Author: Banshidhar Sahoo 21 Jun 2009 | Member Level: Diamond Points : 1 |
Ha Ha Ha....:)
Very nice joke.
Keep posting more hillarious jokes.
Regards,
Banshidhar Sahoo
mail: sahoo.banshidhar@gmail.com
Blog: Dotnet Projects, Interview Questions and Jobs
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| Author: Deepika Haridas 24 Jun 2009 | Member Level: Diamond Points : 1 |
Hi,
Thanks for all your responses.
Rate it if you like it..!!
Will surely keep in mind your views..
Thanks
Regards,
Deepika
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| Author: Abhay 24 Jun 2009 | Member Level: Diamond Points : 1 |
Hi,
Good one..
keep posting more jokes..
enjoyed reading it.
Thanks and Regards,
abhay
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| Author: Deepika Haridas 19 Oct 2009 | Member Level: Diamond Points : 1 |
Hi,
Thanks for your responses.
Rate it if you like it..!!
Will surely keep in mind your views..
Thanks
Regards,
Deepika
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| Author: Dharmaraj 22 Oct 2009 | Member Level: Diamond Points : 0 |
Hi Bubbly,
Good work
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