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Types of Woman HardDisk


Posted Date: 06 Sep 2008    Resource Type: Computer Jokes    Category: General
Author: Hefin DsouzaMember Level: Diamond    
Rating: 1 out of 5Points: 3



Types of Woman

HARD-DISK woman:
She remembers everything, FOREVER.

RAM woman:
She forgets about you, the moment you turn her off.

INTERNET woman:
Difficult to access.

SERVER woman:
Always busy when you need her.

CD-ROM woman:
She is always faster and faster.

EMAIL woman:
Every ten things she says, eight are nonsense.

VIRUS woman:
Also called “wife”; when you are not expecting her, she comes, installs herself and uses all your resources. If you try to uninstall her you will lose something, if you don’t you will lose everything!!


Regards
Hefin Dsouza


What Type of HardDisk do you Prefer.



Responses

Author: Puja Sharma    06 Sep 2008Member Level: Gold   Points : 2
Nice post..Is there any way to format these harddisk??


Author: Swaminathan    18 Sep 2008Member Level: Gold   Points : 1
Why is it difficult to access Internet woman?.

Actually it should be "Any one can access anytime"......


Author: Mohammed Yahiya    19 Sep 2008Member Level: Silver   Points : 0
What is self life and RPM for woman hard disk


Author: Murugan    09 Dec 2008Member Level: Gold   Points : 1
hi dear friend..

very nice joke..
i'm really enjoy this joke..

can u say any hard disk by the type of money mined..

because girls are doing all those things for money ..

i't right..
yours
murugan


Author: Deepika Haridas    31 Jan 2009Member Level: Diamond   Points : 1
Good one..

Keep on posting more jokes.

enjoyed reading it..

Regards,
Deepika



Author: Shuby Arora    02 Feb 2009Member Level: Gold   Points : 1
Hi Hefin,

Its not true but good I like it.

keep sending.






keep smilling
Shuby arora


Author: Banshidhar Sahoo    21 Jun 2009Member Level: Diamond   Points : 1
Ha Ha Ha....:)

Very nice joke.

Keep posting more hillarious jokes.

Regards,
Banshidhar Sahoo
mail: sahoo.banshidhar@gmail.com
Blog: Dotnet Projects, Interview Questions and Jobs


Author: Abhay    23 Jun 2009Member Level: Diamond   Points : 1
Hi,

Good one..

keep posting more jokes..

enjoyed reading it.

Thanks and Regards,
abahy



Author: muthuraman    26 Oct 2009Member Level: Gold   Points : 1
hi,

this is a nice joke

very enjoyed

try more and posting us

keep it up

regards,
muthuraman


Author: Ramaraj R    27 Oct 2009Member Level: Silver   Points : 0
Nice Post :-)


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