The Smiths were unable to conceive children and decided to use a surrogate
father to start their family. On the day the surrogate father was to
arrive, Mr. Smith kissed his wife and said, "I'm off. The man should be
here soon" Half an hour later, just by chance a door-to-door baby
photographer rang the doorbell, hoping to make a sale.
"Good morning, madam. I've come to...."
"Oh, no need to explain. I've been expecting you," Mrs. Smith cut in.
"Really?" the photographer asked. "Well, good. I've made a speciality of
babies"
"That's what my husband and I had hoped. Please come in and have a seat"
After a moment, she asked, blushing, "Well, where do we start?"
"Leave everything to me. I usually try two in the bathtub, one on the
couch and perhaps a couple on the bed. Sometimes the living room floor is
fun too; you can really spread out!"
"Bathtub, living room floor? No wonder it didn't work for Harry and me"
"Well, madam, none of us can guarantee a good one every time. But, if we
try several different positions and I shoot from six or seven different
angles, I'm sure you'll be pleased with the results"
"My, that's a lot of....." gasped Mrs. Smith.
"Madam, in my line of work, a man must take his time. I'd love to be in
and out in five minutes, but you'd be disappointed with that, I'm sure"
"Don't I know it," Mrs. Smith said quietly.
The photographer opened his briefcase and pulled out a portfolio of his
baby pictures.
"This was done on the top of a bus in downtown London"
"Oh my God!" Mrs. Smith exclaimed, tugging at her handkerchief.
"And these twins turned out exceptionally well, when you consider their
mother was so difficult to work with"
"She was difficult?" asked Mrs. Smith.
"Yes, I'm afraid so. I finally had to take her to Hyde Park to get the job
done right. People were crowding around four and five deep, pushing to get
a good look"
"Four and five deep?" asked Mrs. Smith, eyes widened in amazement.
"Yes," the photographer said, "And for more than three hours too. The
mother was constantly squealing and yelling. I could hardly concentrate.
Then darkness approached and I began to rush my shots. Finally, when the
squirrels began nibbling on my equipment, I just packed it all in."
Mrs. Smith leaned forward. "You mean squirrels actually chewed on your,
um......equipment?"
"That's right. Well, madam, if you're ready, I'll set up my tripod so we
can get to work."
"Tripod?????"
"Oh yes, I have to use a tripod to rest my Canon on. It's much too big for
me to hold for very long. Madam? Madam? ....... Good Lord, she's
fainted!!"
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| Author: Deepika Haridas 29 Apr 2009 | Member Level: Diamond Points : 0 |
Good one..
Keep on posting more jokes.
enjoyed reading it..
Regards,
Deepika
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| Author: karthik 29 Apr 2009 | Member Level: Diamond Points : 1 |
Hi
Nice one
Keep it post more
Regards
karthik
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| Author: muthuraman 28 Oct 2009 | Member Level: Gold Points : 0 |
hi,
this is nice one
very enjoyed it
try more & posting us
regards,
muthuraman
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| Author: saravana jagan 01 Nov 2009 | Member Level: Silver Points : 0 |
Hi,
great joke
Keep posting more jokes.
With Regards
~Jagan~
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| Author: Saif Mohd 02 Nov 2009 | Member Level: Bronze Points : 0 |
hahaha
nice one
thanks
Saif
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| Author: saravana jagan 06 Nov 2009 | Member Level: Silver Points : 0 |
Hi
Nice one
Keep it up..post more!
Regards
jagan
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| Author: vaibhav 08 Nov 2009 | Member Level: Bronze Points : 0 |
HI
nice one...
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| Author: Saravanan 12 Nov 2009 | Member Level: Silver Points : 1 |
Hi,
Many of the members are blindly posting comments just for points. Even, diamond level members are also doing the same. It is not the right way to get points.
Only few members are posting new jokes. Appreciate them, dont appreciate the members who duplicate the jokes.
Thanks.
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| Author: Prashant Swami 15 Nov 2009 | Member Level: Silver Points : 0 |
that was quiet good..
keep it up..
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| Author: johninhell 19 Nov 2009 | Member Level: Bronze Points : 0 |
nice one buddy
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| Author: johninhell 19 Nov 2009 | Member Level: Bronze Points : 0 |
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| Author: aradhya 19 Nov 2009 | Member Level: Silver Points : 1 |
Nice joke dude it was interesting and laughing at end. Keep on posting some new and good jokes.
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