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Computer Viruses


Posted Date: 30 Jan 2008    Resource Type: Computer Jokes    Category: General
Author: samirMember Level: Gold    
Rating: 1 out of 5Points: 5




OPRAH WINFREY VIRUS:
Your 1.3gb hard drive suddenly shrinks to 80mb and then slowly expands back to 1.3gb.
AT&T VIRUS:
Every three minutes it tells you what great service you are getting.
MCI VIRUS:
Every three minutes it reminds you that you're paying too much for the AT&T virus.
ARNOLD SCHWARZENEGGER VIRUS:
Terminates and stays resident. It'll be back...
DAN QUAYLE VIRUS:
Prevents your system from spawning any child process without joining into a binary network.
TERRY RANDLE VIRUS:
Prints "oh no you don't" whenever you choose "Abort".
CONGRESSIONAL VIRUS:
Runs every program on the hard drive simultaneously, but doesn't allow the user to accomplish anything.
EMELDA MARCOS VIRUS:
Sings you a song (slightly off key) on boot up, then subtracts money from your Quicken account and spends it all on expensive shoes it purchases through Prodigy.
GEORGE BUSH VIRUS:
It starts by boldly stating "Read my docs...No new files!" on the screen. It proceeds to fill up all the free space on your hard drive with new files, then blames it on the Congressional virus.
DENVER BRONCOS VIRUS:
Makes your P133 machine perform like a 286/AT
L.A.P.D. VIRUS:
It claims it feels threatened by the other files on your PC and erases them in "self-defense".



Responses

Author: Deepika Haridas    29 Apr 2009Member Level: Diamond   Points : 1
Good one..

Keep on posting more jokes.

enjoyed reading it..

Regards,
Deepika




Author: karthik    29 Apr 2009Member Level: Diamond   Points : 1
Hi


Nice one


Keep it post more

Regards
karthik
(Anjusoft india pvt ltd)


Author: muthuraman    28 Oct 2009Member Level: Gold   Points : 1
hi,

this is nice one

very enjoyed it

try more & posting us

regards,
muthuraman


Author: Prashant Swami    13 Nov 2009Member Level: Silver   Points : 0
what a virus...

will kick all..

nice ..

keep posting


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