Bought a bad computer

Posted Date: 24 Jan 2008	Resource Type: Computer Jokes	Category: General
Author: karthik kannan	Member Level: Gold
Rating:	Points: 5

Top Ten Signs You Bought A Bad Computer

1. Lower corner of screen has the words "Etch-a-sketch" on it.
2. It's celebrity spokesman is that "Hey Vern!" guy.
3. In order to start it you need some jumper cables and a friend's car.
4. It's slogan is "Pentium: redefining mathematics".
5. The "quick reference" manual is 120 pages long.
6. Whenever you turn it on, all the dogs in your neighborhood start howling. The screen often displays the message, "Ain't it break time yet?" The manual contains only one sentence: "Good Luck!" The only chip inside is a Dorito. You've decided that your computer is an excellent addition to your fabulous paperweight collection.

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Author: Deepika Haridas 01 May 2009

Member Level: Diamond Points : 1

Good one...

Keep Posting more jokes..

Enjoyed reading it..

Regards,
Deepika

Author: Babu Akkandi 01 May 2009

Member Level: Diamond Points : 1

Hi,

really nice one.

keep contribute more jokes.

Have a Great Day!

Regards,
Babu A

Author: muthuraman 28 Oct 2009

Member Level: Gold Points : 1

hi,

this is nice one

very enjoyed it

try more & posting us

regards,
muthuraman

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