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Rishtey ki baat


Posted Date: 24 Jan 2008    Resource Type: Computer Jokes    Category: General
Author: Gunjan SapraMember Level: Bronze    
Rating: 1 out of 5Points: 5



Rishte ki baat - Sholay Style

Jay : Mausi, ladka Infotech mein kaam karta hai..
Mausi : Haaye Ram..! Aur kahin try kar raha hai kya??

Jay : kahan mausi 2 saal Infotech me rahne ke baad koi Company leti kahan hai...
Mausi : Hi Raam to kya 2 saal se Infotech mein hi hai..

Jay : haan socha tha 2 saal me salary hike hogi hi. Aajkal to salary bhi jyada NAHI mil rahi hai use..
Mausi : To kya salary BHI KAM milti HAI..?

Jay : Ab appraisal bhi to asaani se kahaan hota hai mausi..
Mausi : Hai hai ...!! To kya appraisal bhi nahi hota uska..?

Jay : Senior se ladhai karne ke baad appraisal mein achhi rating to nahin milti hai... mausi..
Mausi : To kya seniors se ladhta bhi hai..?

Jay : Ab 2 saal tak onsite jane ko na mile to ho jaati hai kabhi kabhi anban..
Mausi : To kya ab tak ek baar bhi onsite nahi gaya..???

Jay : Ab Outdated technology ke developer ki kismat mein to yehi likha hai mausi..
Mausi : kya kaha ladka Outdated technology mein kaam karata hai..!!!

Mausi : Kaunse college se padhai ki hai..?
Jay : Uska pataa lagte hi hum aapko khabar kar de denge!!

Jay : To main rishta pakka samjhuna mausi?
Mausi : Beta, kan khol kar sun le... Sagi mausi hoon basanti ki koi sauteli maa nahi. Bhale hi hamaari
Basanti Call Center wale Chandu se shaadi karle par Infotech ke employee se katai nahin karegi.



Responses to the resource: "Rishtey ki baat"
Author: Mohammed Khaja Najmuddin    07 Jun 2008Member Level: Gold   Points : 0
Please dont copy for points


Author: John Fernandez    07 Jun 2008Member Level: Gold   Points : 2
That was Very Good Joke.Keep posting more enjoyable computer jokes and entertain everyone,because laughing brings positive energy to life and this one really made me laugh.


Author: Deepika Haridas    01 May 2009Member Level: Diamond   Points : 1
Good one...

Keep Posting more jokes..

Enjoyed reading it..

Regards,
Deepika




Author: muthuraman    28 Oct 2009Member Level: Gold   Points : 1
hi,

this is nice one

very enjoyed it

try more & posting us

regards,
muthuraman


Author: Kashish Agarwal    18 Nov 2009Member Level: Gold   Points : 0
This was a very nice joke

Good one...

Keep Posting more jokes..

Enjoyed reading it..

Regards,
Kashish


Author: johninhell    19 Nov 2009Member Level: Bronze   Points : 0
good oneeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!! bro


Author: Mehmood Sultan    03 Dec 2009Member Level: Gold   Points : 1
Very Good one I like it ... Kya Infotech me kaam kare walon ki yaha halat ho sakti hai.... Nice joke in ...Sholay style...keep posting some more.


Author: Pravin    16 Dec 2009Member Level: Silver   Points : 0
Nice Dear...


Author: Gaurav Arora    16 Dec 2009Member Level: Diamond   Points : 1
Good one...

Keep Posting more jokes..

Enjoyed reading it..

Like the Sholay style.



Author: Syed Arif Murshed    25 Dec 2009Member Level: Gold   Points : 1
Hi dear.

Very good one. Keep posting like.

It refreshes to mind and heart.

Thank you.


Murshed.


Author: MyDns    23 Jan 2010Member Level: Diamond   Points : 1
Hi,

Good one..

keep posting more jokes..

enjoyed reading it.

Thanks and Regards,
abhay




Author: sagar bakare    28 Jan 2010Member Level: Silver   Points : 1
Hi,

that was nice......

keep posting more jokes..

enjoyed reading it.....

Thanks and Regards,
Sagar


Author: Faiz    31 Jan 2010Member Level: Bronze   Points : 0
Superb

Nice one

really enjoyed a lot...


Author: mausumi    31 Jan 2010Member Level: Gold   Points : 0
hi
good and i enjoyed it

really nice

4m
mausumi


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