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Accident


Posted Date: 23 Jan 2008    Resource Type: Computer Jokes    Category: General
Author: manibabu.gMember Level: Gold    
Rating: 1 out of 5Points: 5



There was an engineer, manager and programmer driving down a steep mountain road.

The brakes failed and the car careened down the road out of control.

Half way down the driver managed to stop the car by running it against the embankment narrowing avoiding going over a cliff.

They all got out, shaken by their narrow escape from death, but otherwise unharmed.

The manager said "To fix this problem we need to organize a committee, have meetings, and through a process of continuous improvement, develop a solution."

The engineer said "No that would take too long, and besides that method never worked before. I have my trusty pen knife here and will take apart the brake system, isolate the problem and correct it."

The programmer said "I think you're both wrong! I think we should all push the car back up the hill and see if it happens again."



Responses

Author: Deepika Haridas    01 May 2009Member Level: Diamond   Points : 1
Good one...

Keep Posting more jokes..

Enjoyed reading it..

Regards,
Deepika




Author: Babu Akkandi    01 May 2009Member Level: Diamond   Points : 1
Hi,

really nice one.

keep contribute more jokes.

Have a Great Day!

Regards,
Babu A




Author: muthuraman    28 Oct 2009Member Level: Gold   Points : 1
hi,

this is nice one

very enjoyed it

try more & posting us

regards,
muthuraman


Author: Prashant Swami    13 Nov 2009Member Level: Silver   Points : 0
hehehe what a engineer...

nice keep posting...


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