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Bar Girl for Software interview


Posted Date: 21 Aug 2006    Resource Type: Computer Jokes    Category: General
Author: Kr. Hemendra Singh ShaktawatMember Level: Gold    
Rating: 1 out of 5Points: 5



Hi,

Interview: Come I will take your Interviwe.
BG: Itna dubla patla, tu lega? Chal le le.
Interview : surprized!
BG: Interview! Jyaada samaj aa raha hai kya?

Interviewer: Scared!
BG: Le le main to Majak kar rahi thee.

Interviewer: Acha software ke bare main aap kya janti hai.
BG: Soft soft kuch nahin main bus Hard Drink server karti kya? bada aya Soft wala. To Bar mainkyon aaya tha.

Interviewer: Acha batao DataBase ke baare main aap kya jaante hai?
BG: TATA BUS hhan janti hun na bahut chati hai per main Bus main nahin jaati.
Interviewer: Nahin nahi, Achan batao MySQL ke bare main aap kya janti ho.
BG: Tera SQl to tu jaan muje kyon puch raha hai.


Interviewer: Acha bataiye aap VIRUS se kaise bachengi.
BG: Muje kuch nahin maine saare teeke lagaaye hai. aey tune teeka lagaya ki nahin.

Interviewer: Achca aap Salary kitni lengi.
BG: bus roj 20-30 hajaar ke not uper uda dena.
Interviewer: Arey baap re dekhiyeh aap fresher hain itna to bahut jayada hai.
BG: Fresh ko nahi dega to kya purane ko dega. Chal hut muje nahin chahiye teri naukri.

Enjoyed :)







Responses

Author: Deepika Haridas    24 Apr 2009Member Level: Diamond   Points : 1
Good one..

Keep on posting more jokes.

enjoyed reading it..

Regards,
Deepika


Author: karthik    08 May 2009Member Level: Diamond   Points : 1
Hi

Nice one

keep it post more


Regards
karthik
(Anjusoft india pvt ltd)


Author: Abhay    29 Jun 2009Member Level: Diamond   Points : 1
Hi,

Good one..

keep posting more jokes..

enjoyed reading it.

Thanks and Regards,
abhay




Author: Manigandan    29 Jun 2009Member Level: Gold   Points : 1
Hi ,

Nice one...


Try to post in English so other state peoples are also can able to read and enjoy it.


Author: R.Jaya kumar (JK)    29 Jun 2009Member Level: Diamond   Points : 0
hi

try to post in English

thanks
kumar



Author: Apul Vyas    29 Jun 2009Member Level: Gold   Points : 0
Nice one yar.

Keep posting more.

i enjoyed a lot.

With regards

Apul Vyas

apulvyaas.blogspot.com




Author: muthuraman    09 Oct 2009Member Level: Gold   Points : 1
hi,

this is good joke

very enjoyed it

try more and posting us

regards,
muthuraman




Author: dexter    09 Oct 2009Member Level: Gold   Points : 0
post in hindi only like it...


Author: Saravana    10 Oct 2009Member Level: Gold   Points : 0
hi

plz post in english


Author: Shuby Arora    10 Oct 2009Member Level: Gold   Points : 0
Hi,

Nice one keep posting more jokes. We are waiting for your new jokes


Author: kaleeswaran    12 Oct 2009Member Level: Gold   Points : 1
Good one..

Keep on posting more jokes.

enjoyed reading it..

Regards,
Kaleeswaran,
http://4xchange.blogspot.com


Author: satya    28 Oct 2009Member Level: Diamond   Points : 1
Good one..

Keep on posting more jokes.

enjoyed reading it..

Regards,
Satya.


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